Skinbyrds do it better
i watched you change into someone you said you’d never be.
(via acceptvnce)

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message

(via rawkiss)

*sigh* one day.

(via tessmunster)
orderoftaraka:

I’m sold

orderoftaraka:

I’m sold

ivoryunknown:

"The Public Rape Experiment" 

This NEEDS to be watched by everyone.

tasteforthetasteless:

Glooh-

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

4oq:

how mad do you think Jesus will be if i masturbate on Easter

4oq:

how mad do you think Jesus will be if i masturbate on Easter

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

kenobi-wan-obi:

typing hood morning instead of good morning

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

dicklover3000:

boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and im probably laughing during it and eating macaroni